thedate = new Date();
var currentday = thedate.getDay();
var currentdate = thedate.getDate();
var currentmonth = thedate.getMonth();
var currentyear = thedate.getYear();
var Ordinals = new Array("","st","nd","rd","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","st","nd","rd","th","th","th","th","th","th","th","st","nd");
var Days = new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday","Sunday");
var Months = new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December");

document.write (Days[currentday] + " " + Months[currentmonth] + " " + currentdate + Ordinals[currentdate] + ", 2000");